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My Dick Don't Work Artist: kazmeller ft. jxsmine |
This has absolutely no right going off as hard as it does
can my body stop making noises id appreciate some fucking silence without my stomach being loud as shit
this is me when i blow my load and it starts making the squeaking noise
thank you for your input the world is full of wonder
NOSE I MEANT NOSE. I BLOW MY NOSE AND IT MAKES WEIRD NOISES
OK this question has been bugging me all morning so y'all please let me know
bc ours did nd I never thought much of it as a kid but know I'm thinking about it and it feels kinda gross? so pls tell me if this experience was universal or not it will haunt me forever otherwise
what do you MEAN 40% of you fuckers didnt have a vomit bowl did you just obliterate your carpet when your stomach flu having ass woke up suddenly at 3am and needed to hurl IMMEDIATELY? did y'all just never ever get stomach bugs growing up??
The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.
De Santis: "Hello median American voter, the only thing I have for you is transphobia."
Trump: "Ron De-sanctamonius you're little pudding fingers boy."
Biden: "Back in Scranton we used to make a thing called Dirt Nachos."
Why is Biden in the Republican primary
Because the DNC is already saying they're not having a primary and Biden felt left out
The Department of Fisheries in Hyderabad, India, is shaped like a fish.
I hope that one day this building takes off like a plane with no warning
I hope that one day
this building takes off like a
plane with no warning
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
driving 90 minutes to my favorite empty lot to smoke 1 cigarette
being androgynous is easy as hell and everyone can do it. Theres more to androgyny than being a skinny white howls-moving-castle ass femme. Grow a beard and some D cups. Shave your head, gain 60 lbs of muscle and voice train to sound like fluttershy. Cis people really wont know what fucking gender you are then
the little coffee you get while out doing errands should be free for girls